Blonde Moments In My Life!
June 6th 2008 03:57
You ever felt really stupid for an instant?
Yeah, that was a blonde moment
The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an otherwise intelligent individual temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.
A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one - me included.
When a blonde has a moment where they don't understand anything such as
"you're stupid"
"i don't understand"
So - when have you experienced a blonde moment?
I'll leave you with this:
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Yeah, that was a blonde moment
The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an otherwise intelligent individual temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.
A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one - me included.
When a blonde has a moment where they don't understand anything such as
"you're stupid"
"i don't understand"
So - when have you experienced a blonde moment?
I'll leave you with this:
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I do remember working in a call centre and I had just been looking at the file for some guy named John when my phone went off and I automatically answered with "Welcome to XXXXXX this is John......oh my god! No it's not, I'm Kylie. I can't believe I did that!!"
I'm pretty sure I instill a high level of trust in the customer that I was about to assist!!
Kylie
Comment by Louie
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Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Are you telling me in a blonde way - you were a call girl once
Cheers
MNG
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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The more I blonde the drinker I get . . .
Ohhhh - my head hurts.
Comment by tlcorbin
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I'm bald, but still have those cue ball moments where there's nothing solid for a real thought to attach itself to; does that count MNG?
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Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Yep - that counts my friend.
Blonde ball in the corner pocket.
MNG
Comment by tlcorbin
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Comment by Miswanderlust
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I have lots of "random moments" but oh.... I think most folks think that it is part of my charm!
Mis
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Ah - walking and thinking at the same time - now there's a challenge for any blonde
MNG
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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MNG