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Blonde Moments In My Life!

June 6th 2008 03:57
You ever felt really stupid for an instant?

Yeah, that was a blonde moment

The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an otherwise intelligent individual temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one - me included.


When a blonde has a moment where they don't understand anything such as

"you're stupid"

"i don't understand"

So - when have you experienced a blonde moment?

I'll leave you with this:

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

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Comment by KylieW

June 6th 2008 06:02
Being a blonde I have many many blonde moments. Almost too many to remember.

I do remember working in a call centre and I had just been looking at the file for some guy named John when my phone went off and I automatically answered with "Welcome to XXXXXX this is John......oh my god! No it's not, I'm Kylie. I can't believe I did that!!"

I'm pretty sure I instill a high level of trust in the customer that I was about to assist!!

Kylie

Comment by Louie

June 6th 2008 06:05
The more i drink the blonder I get or is that called something else?

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

June 6th 2008 06:58
Kylie

Are you telling me in a blonde way - you were a call girl once

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

June 6th 2008 06:59
Louie

The more I blonde the drinker I get . . .

Ohhhh - my head hurts.


Comment by tlcorbin

June 6th 2008 13:43
Darn.

I'm bald, but still have those cue ball moments where there's nothing solid for a real thought to attach itself to; does that count MNG?

Raven

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

June 6th 2008 16:20
Raven

Yep - that counts my friend.

Blonde ball in the corner pocket.

MNG

Comment by tlcorbin

June 6th 2008 17:03
Don't scratch, I'm susceptible to dizzy spells.

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

June 7th 2008 20:54

Comment by Johnny Come Lately

June 11th 2008 02:54
I am a walking blonde moment. I don't often have moments of lucidness...

Comment by Miswanderlust

June 20th 2008 23:06
MNG
I have lots of "random moments" but oh.... I think most folks think that it is part of my charm!
Mis

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

June 22nd 2008 23:07
JCL

Ah - walking and thinking at the same time - now there's a challenge for any blonde

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

June 22nd 2008 23:08
. . . and how charming it is.

MNG

Comment by love*andrew

May 24th 2009 02:02
one time my friend was over at my house, and we were sitting on my bed. well, my mom calls and i pick up the phone, my friend is just sitting there laughing because im going "hello? hello?! mom, ya there?" and come to find out, i forgot to press send.

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