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The Greatest Country and Western Songs of All Time

November 18th 2009 03:48
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Just to lighten ya'll up - a few Country and Western 'classics' we'd all love to hear.

Ye-haw

* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling


* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal
Lobotomy

* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone
Else Who Will

* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear
John Was Breaking My Heart

* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face
From Breakin' Out

* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
Walking In

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Comment by Chris Champion

November 19th 2009 00:44
Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye.

Comment by James Rickard

December 1st 2009 15:55
Okay. My favorite has always been Riders in the Sky BUT since these title all have the humor angle going in them how about "Thank God in Greyhound She's Gone"?

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