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New Dog Breeds - Yeah Right . . .!

November 10th 2009 06:47
Dogs
Mixed Breed or Just Mixed Messages
Remember when mixed breed dogs were virtually given away!

Now - thanks to marketing over substance, you can cross just about any breed of dog and ask a king's ransom on the premise that it's a 'designer' mutt.

It got me to thinking - perhaps with a little polish I could make my millions marketing the folliowing:


Spitz & Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot

Terrier & Bulldog
Terribull: A dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound & Labrador
Blabador: A dog that barks incessantly

Collie & Malamute
Commute: A dog that travels to work

Deerhound & Terrier
Derriere: A dog that is true to the end

Bull Terrier & Shitzu
Bu....Oh, never mind.

Any you can think of?
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Comment by IandMe

November 10th 2009 23:34


I and Me
Just Writing

All righty, here's some, maybe, there's no question I'm reaching in a lot of these, but...

Poodle and Shitzu:
Shitzpoo - you figure out what that is

Poodle and Bloodhound:
Poohound - a hound that hunts poo

Poodle and Chihuahua
Poohuahua - a dog that cries incessantly

Blueheeler and Shitzu
Shitheeler - only heels behind you

Greyhound and Blueheeler
Greyblue - a dog that defines a color

Great Dane and Blueheeler
Greatheeler - a therapy dog

Labrador and Rat Terrier
LabRat - obvious what this one does

Cocker Spaniel and Pit Bull
CockPit - a dog that flies a lot

Cocker Spaniel and Poodle
Cockoodle - a crowing dog

Comment by Anonymous

February 10th 2011 13:07
actually a pitbull cross spaniel is called a pocker and they hate heights

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