All Time Best Movie One Liners
October 7th 2008 00:57
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Now timely as it was - in the current economic - Wall Street with its "Greed, for want of another word, is good . . . was the catalyst for this particular post followed soon after by the classic one-liner from The Blues Brothers - "We're on a mission from God."
And so the juices began to flow.
"Who you gonna call?"
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
"Wax on, Wax off."
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?"
Yo Adrianne - do you have a favourite? One which immediately springs to mind?
Because frankly my dears I'm sure there are people who give a damn.
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Comment by Bookgirl
followed by another classic from 'some like it hot' - jack lemmon dressed as a woman and recounting his date with JE brown's character and announcing 'I'm engaged". Tony Curtis' character says "Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?"
Jack Lemmon: "I am".
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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No.1 daughter watched (not once but probably three times) My Fair Lady (isn't it great to see even teens still being caught up in the classics) - and all I kept hearing for the next day or so was:
"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse"
Hardly ladylike - but obviously hit a chord.
Cheers
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PS. The line from The Princess Bride.
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Had to read your comment twice - started to wonder exactly the reason for your quest . . . glad you cleared it up.
Cheers
Comment by Two Guys Sports
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-----There are so many great ones from the Princess Bride too lol.
After Vizzini cuts the rope that the Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing he says - "HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE."
Then Inigo Montoya replies, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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Vizzini again, after thinking he has won a battle of wits with Westley and avoids drinking the drink with the iocane powder in it...
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
---one final one
Miracle Max - "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
OK, that's all for now. Go watch the movie if you haven't seen it. . .
Anybody want a peanut?
(Sorry had to throw one more in that only those that have seen the film will understand.)
Gene
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"Nobody's perfect!"
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I'm going to use the
this afternoon - just need to find the unsuspecting victim.
Cheers champ
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You just don't understand . . .
I'm a man . . .
Comment by Kleonaptra
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Ah, Dear Mr Nice Guy, for me the most memorable has to be Spiderman 3, when Tobey throws Eddie against the poster on the wall, and delivers...
"You want forgiveness? Get Religion."
I also like, from Californication (not a movie but oh well) "Im disgusted with myself, and my life. But Im not unhappy about that"
The coy look on Ange's face in Mr and Mrs Smith where she says,
"They will probably ask me to leave once you're dead"
The look she gives him in that scene....You know theyre doin it.
Oh, another tv one..Sort of. From Battlestar Galactica Razor
"The impression your daddy just gave you a Battlestar"
By the time I get back, Im likely to have remembered a LOT more!
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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It's a little like Chinese food isn't it?
Once you get started with one quote you suddenly have the urge to grab for the next from the celluloid buffet.
LYW
Comment by Morgan Bell
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Frank says to Janet "I didnt make him for YOU!"
its all about the attitude and emphasis!
Comment by Cass
I second that! One of the all time classics!
By the way, where's the last line from?
I thought Gone with the wind ended with 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" or does my memory fail me?
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I'm going to be patriotic here and cite a favourite of mine from that Aussie gem "The Castle"....
"Tell him he's dreaming".
Janet
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Outstanding!
LYW
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Yes - it was a very poor attempt to mesh Gone with the Wind into the post.
Cheers
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Haven't checked out the Trading Post lately - but I suspect whatever the price . . . yes he still possbily dreaming
Nice pick-up.
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Comment by Kleonaptra
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I remembered another one (
toldwarned ya! You picked one of my favourite topics!) From Kill Bill 2 where Bill says.."Im a killer. Im a murdering bastard. You knew that. And there are consequences for breaking the heart of a murdering bastard."
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Love the 'That's some bad hat Harry" line - it's a bit like the old Family Ties line at the role out of the credits "Sit Ubu Sit" with the shot of the golden retriever.
Told you all this was a little like a Chinese buffet didn't I?
Cheers - and pass the dim sims will you
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If you like politically incorrect quotes? There's a page devoted to Full Metal Jacket quotes at:
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This film leave's Mike Moore's stuff for dead.
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She ain't exactly a Disney production is she.
Cheers
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
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Nup. It's why I didn't want to write much on here. I'll save it for my own blog.
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One of my recent favorites is ...
'Such an idiot' from Napoleon Dynamite.
I repeat it everytime I read back one of my own posts.
MM
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Almost every line from The Princess Bride. I'm forever running around saying "inconthievable".
And who hasn't said "I'll be back" in their best Arnie voice?
"May the Force be with you".
And my all time favourite - "Soylent Green is people".
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That should have gone in my gay Batman post... (shameless self promotion)
Comment by Joey Oconnor
To defend my favorite superhero, who Cheryl J. hilariously disgraced right here; I thought Comish Gordon's last monologue in Dark Knight was great, as well as everything Heath Ledger says in the movie.
There are so many to add to this list but the one that immediately comes to mind is Matthew McConeghey's classic from Dazed and Confused: "That's why I like high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age." (Is it just me or its that really creepy that that is the first quote to come to my mind...)
Comment by Cass
ALL TIME:
May the Force be with you.
I'll be back.
AND Hastalavista, Baby!
How could ANYONE have missed that?!
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Napoleon Dynamite is one of those movies which really needs to be watched a half dozen times to appreciate.
While my older kids loved it - I couldn't fathom it first up - but having persevered - I been converted.
Cheers
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Ms Ballbreaker - Johnny - are you harbouring some secret desire we should know about here my friend?
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I loved that line as well. Add it alongside "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration" and you've got a couple of nice bookends from the film huh?
. . . and of course, anything that makes the general vunacular around the world such as "I'll Be Back" and "May The Force . . . " has got to be in the list.
NIce . . .
Stay well
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You know - that's one that has escaped me . . . but probably for good reason - it should probably be whispered in mixed company.
Good pick up buddy.
Cheers
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Like Cheryl J - I can only but concur.
Thanks for stopping by.
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It's so hard to work out whether this is your favourite one-liner or you just making a comment - a la Damo-style.
Cheers champion
Comment by Two Guys Sports
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The Breakfast Club:
Andrew Clark (Emelio Estecez) - "We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."
John Bender (Judd Nelson) - "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
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I am a Pauly Shore fan by the way. Shun me if you must, but here are some from his cinematic masterpieces.
Encino Man:
Stoney - "I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel."
In The Army Now:
Bones - "I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!"
Bio-Dome:
Doyle (Steven Baldwin) - "I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my Theses 2, Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, Booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at. "
OK, I am done for now buddddy.
Gene
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Way too much time on your hands champion - why too much
Cheers
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Cheers
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: "La Royale with Cheese"
When refering to which wallet is his
: "The one with Bad Motherfucker writen on it"
Arnie movies are hard to go past
: "Its not a tumor!", "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
and who can go past the classic Die Hard : Yippy kai ai motherfucker!"??
Comment by Damo
You are looking for hidden meaning where there isn't any.
I also like:
"Look Ma top of the World"
"All these memories will be lost like ... tears in rain"
"Is it safe?"
"The more you drive the less intelligent you become"
"If you see three men running down the stairs, let the first one go because it will be me"
"Rule 303!"
"I would even hurt a fly"
"He's been murdered and some one is responsible"
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Don: Talk to me, Gal. I'm here for you. I'm a good listener.
Gal: What can I say, Don? I've said it all. I'm retired.
Don: Shut up.
Don: I know a man who knows a man...you know this man...this man you know!
Love Honor & Obey
Ray: Fix bayonets
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Just whistle if you need me. You know how to whistel don't you? Put your lips together and blow!
I see casacading emrald falls in your eyes.
I'll hold the spike and when I nod my head, hit it!
Ms Scarlet I ain't never birth'd no baby before!
Living absurdly in this world is like living a normal life!
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. . . and my favourite from the same Arnie movie . . . boys have a penis, girls have a vagina . . . boy I bet parents cringed when they heard that one seated alongside their 10-year-old at the flicks.
Nice selection.
Cheers
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. . . and my favourite from the same Arnie movie . . . boys have a penis, girls have a vagina . . . boy I bet parents cringed when they heard that one seated alongside their 10-year-old at the flicks.
Nice selection.
Cheers
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Eclectic - but you know your movie lines.
Was the . . . if you see three men line - from Grand Theft Auto?
Cheers brother.
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I'm constantly amazed at what turns up on people's recall lists - and your's are no exception.
Some quality work.
ATB
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Glad you could join us.
Some classic and very funny lines amongst your choices.
Is this from The Living End?
Perhaps I'm horribly wrong - which wouldn't be the first time - nor will it be the last.
Cheers
Comment by Kleonaptra
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General says, "Why are we attacking? We all agreed yesterday not to attack! YOU! Even you agreed not to attack!"
"Yeah but I dont count"
"Why is that?"
"Because I ALWAYS agree to attack! CHARGE!"
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I'm surprised no one has delivered a line or two from Monty Python - such as "He's not the messiah - he's just a very naughty boy" - perhaps that's another post altogether.
Cheers
Comment by Damo
The 3 men was from Ghostbreakers with Bob Hope.
He just locked a zombie in the closet and was about to go up stairs in the haunted house.
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Just showed my intimate knowledge of all things celluloid huh!
Thanks for clearing that up champ
Comment by Lilla
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(not too fussed that I wasnt the first to say it, grreat minds think alike I guess *waving at Norm* .. but it is my all time favourite!)
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Nothing wrong with being a populist I guess. Great minds do think alike . . . it's what we do after we think about it that makes all the difference.
Great to see you.
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"Get away from her, you BITCH"
"Yippy ki ay Motherf^&ker"
"Luke, I am your father"
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
"Say hello to my little friend."
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
"Bond. James Bond."
Awesome post!! There are heaps of websites you can google for endless famous film quotes.
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"I'm the king of the world"
Hahahahaha