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Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Girlfriend!

October 2nd 2009 08:52
Girlfriend
Boys . . . be afraid, very afraid!
Boys - you know how it is.

Women just think differently.

With every good intent there's just some things you should never say to your girlfriend or wife - no matter how well delivered.


I think we should go on a diet together - is a big no no.

I think you look better with short hair - is another favourite relationship buster.

It’s not you, it’s me - this is of course the most favorite convenient lie to tell to your girl - dumb move guys . . .

"Relax" or "Don't get so worked up," this generally creates the exact opposite effect you're shooting for - sorry boys - in femspeak this screams "you're calling me irrational".

And finally - never, I repeat never bad mouth one of her girlfriends . . . no matter how much she bitches about them . . . trust me it will come back to bite you.

So troops - anything I've missed?
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Comment by Wilson Pon

October 2nd 2009 12:09
Yeah, never tell your current girlfriend about how good your last ex-girlfriend was, or you'll get a big slap on the face directly...!

Comment by Roux 'b Doux

October 2nd 2009 15:39
Oh, my, such a subject.

Poodle Dogs, girl ones like I am, totally dislike hearing our boy dogs say things like, "You run funny, try it like this." and "My mom always smelled really nice, but you smell OK."

My mom said she dislikes things that compare her to any other female, like, "That was really good, but you should ask my mom for her recipe, now that's outstanding."

Roux 'b Doux
Perfect Poodle, Pet & Poster

Comment by Roux 'b Doux

October 2nd 2009 15:39
Oh, my, such a subject.

Poodle Dogs, girl ones like I am, totally dislike hearing our boy dogs say things like, "You run funny, try it like this." and "My mom always smelled really nice, but you smell OK."

My mom said she dislikes things that compare her to any other female, like, "That was really good, but you should ask my mom for her recipe, now that's outstanding."

Roux 'b Doux
Perfect Poodle, Pet & Poster

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 2nd 2009 21:27
id have to go with the "you love it" or "you love ... (xyz)"

woman thinking: "so you know my mind better than i do, do you?"

Comment by Raoul Duke

October 3rd 2009 03:19
Women are Venus, men are from Mars ... Yup.

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