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Reasons it's great to be a guy . . .

November 5th 2009 06:28
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OK - so as I wait for the barbed comments and don a flak jacket in preparation for the expected incoming scuds to arrive - thought you might all have a few more suggestions to add to this list.

. . . and ladies - please be gentle.

1. Phone conversations are generally over in 30 seconds

2. A holiday requires only one suitcase


3. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack

4. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes

5. Car mechanics tell you the truth

6. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

7. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny

8. One mood, all the time

9. Hairdressers don't rob you blind

10. You can go to the bathroom without a support group
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Comment by IandMe

November 5th 2009 06:39


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All righty now, where do you want me to start, the misconceptions some of these imply about women? The incorrect postings about men? Or, oh, I've got it, the outright untruths told on that list.

Oh, heck, I'm not going to burst your balloon, go ahead, believe that you are right and truthful, and that the implies aspersions on women are correct, what the heck, you're only a man.

Love ya, Janice

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 5th 2009 10:34


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Janice

We all have tongues and we all have cheeks . . . need I say more than that.

Comment by Janet Collins

November 5th 2009 11:52


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4. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes

And looking like what?

Comment by Tracy

November 5th 2009 22:37


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He he:

10. You can go to the bathroom without a support group

Byee

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 5th 2009 23:02


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I'm sure we'd be told if it wasn't up to scratch . . . wouldn't we

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 5th 2009 23:03


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Trace

It's one of the modern mysteries to men around the globe . . .

Comment by Tracy

November 5th 2009 23:13


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It is to me too...I've never had a problem with going to the loo on my own but some of my friends always did...but company is handy if there's a massive queue I suppose.

Comment by IandMe

November 6th 2009 04:53


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"We all have tongues and we all have cheeks . . . need I say more than that. "

Indeed, need I?

Janice

Comment by James Rickard

November 6th 2009 05:11


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Great???? Humbug!!! We are truly superior because we can write our names in the snow!!!!!!!

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 6th 2009 09:25


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you forgot all the anatomy related ones

1. men can pee standing up, and pee in a bottle in the car, saves on toilet paper

2. men dont have the mess or inconvenience of mentral periods, saves on tampons

3. men have the freedom to go topless without being considered lewd, cooler in the summer

4. men dont have to wear bras, instruments of torture designed by Satan

5. men arent expected to shave their legs or bikini-line if they want to wear shorts or swimwear

so all youve really got to put up with is being on the front-line in wars, shorter lifespans, and a baldness/receding hairlines

Comment by Journeywoman

November 6th 2009 22:56


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"One mood, all the time"????
Riiigggght......

Nah, screw it. I'm with Janice. IT'S ALL TRUE. Every single one. No generalisations, misconceptions or outdated gender stereotypes AT ALL.


Comment by Anonymous

November 12th 2009 01:26
There are like 6 pages of this same exact thing. Just search "Why it's great to be a guy" on google.

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