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The World's Dumbest Marketing Decisions

December 22nd 2009 01:03
The Beatles
Big Mistake Decca . . . Big Mistake
We’ve all made mistakes … but probably not big mistakes like making snot beer, saying no to The Beatles, or turning down the patent for the telephone.

There's bound to be more but here are just a few to get you started.


1) Turning Down The Beatles

Mike Smith and Dick Rowe, executives in charge of evaluating new talent for the London office of Decca Records.Legend has it that Rowe told the band’s manager that the label wasn’t interested, because they sounded too much like a popular group called The Shadows.

In one of the most famous of all rejection lines, he said: "Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, but we don’t like your boys’ sound. Groups are out; four-piece groups with guitars particularly are finished."

Google

Google's founders originally tried to sell the software to several tech companies before deciding to make a go of it on their own - because no one liked the million dollar selling price they were seeking. Ouch!


Women are from Venus - Idiots from Mars

John and Forrest Mars, the owners of Mars Inc., makers of M&M’s turned down a request from Universal Studios for permission to use M&M’s in a new film they were making.

The director they were told was looking for a cross-promotion. He’d use the M&M’s, and Mars could help promote the movie.


The film was E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, directed by Stephen Spielberg.

Other clangers include

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876.

"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'"

- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.
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Comment by Jason King

December 22nd 2009 18:01
Wow - some people must be doing some huge forhead slaps!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

December 22nd 2009 22:34

Comment by Morgan Bell

December 23rd 2009 00:05
four-piece groups with guitars particularly are finished

hahaha idiots!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

December 23rd 2009 01:31
Kinda makes you feel good about yourself and the times you know you're right and the boss is the idiot huh?

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