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Pop Culturist - January 2008

Ending a Relationship The Easy Way!

January 5th 2008 21:07

Finding it hard to write that farewell letter which will bring your relationship to a close? Why not try this easy, fun, and relatively painless experience sent to me by a friend.

Of course - I'm not going to be held responsible for any fall-out which may or may not result should you decide to send it - but at least it's therapeutic!

. . . just don't take it too seriously folks!

Dear ,
By the time you read this, I'll be . I'm sorry for doing this but, . I know this might comes as a bit of a to you - especially because . But I'm sorry ? I just need . I think you're , but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a , and I'm . You like , you eat , and enjoy , and I don't like of these things. Your favorite movie is , and your favorite band is . Do you even know what my favorite movie or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said . Anyway, I want to date . But you know what? I still want to be . We had some good times, or so . But please, don't like last time. That means no this time! And look - I won't even make an issue out of the you owe me, or the fact that you .

So take care of yourself - and .

PS. !

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Comment by Ginger

January 6th 2008 00:36

Hi MNG
You've timed this brilliantly.
5 minutes to select the answers and then I'm free to go out and enjoy myself.
Happy new singleism to me
Ginger

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 6th 2008 02:09

Pop Culturist

Ginger

Snap!

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Michaelie

January 6th 2008 06:22

Flick Wit

HAHAHAHAHA!

Loved it

Mich

Comment by Garrett Mickley

January 6th 2008 07:37

Survive, Today!
Garrett's Absolution
Digital Product Reviews

That was fun =)

Comment by secretwritersbusiness

January 6th 2008 09:03

Gotta love templates for the icky stuff.

Jo

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 6th 2008 10:50

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Mich

Thanks

MNG

Comment by Mrs M

January 6th 2008 10:50

Mum's Word

Move over Dr Phil, MNG's got all the answers

Dr MNG (the antithesis of Dexter).

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 6th 2008 10:51

Pop Culturist

GM

And is too much fun ever really enough?

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 6th 2008 10:52

Pop Culturist

Jo

Sure beats sending a simple SMS huh?

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 6th 2008 10:54

Pop Culturist

Hey Mrs M

At least you didn't lump me with Greg Evans or Debbie Newsome

Thanks for dropping by

MNG

Comment by Mrs M

January 6th 2008 13:07

Mum's Word

Greg Evans is a celebrant now. Maybe he should have drop down menu vows.

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Arun On Technology

January 6th 2008 16:00

Technology View

Hilarious...

Great post !

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 6th 2008 19:00

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Mrs M

. . . and Debbie Did Dexter?

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 6th 2008 19:01

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Arun

Thanks

MNG

Comment by Miswanderlust

January 9th 2008 03:53

Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy

MNG
I am going to totally use this in my practice. A great "first draft" . HAHAHAHA! You Rock!
Mis

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