What's Your Favourite Knock Knock Joke
October 16th 2007 22:26
Yesterday, Miss 10 and her friends (having pooh-poohed Singstar, tabletennis and the chance to go swimming) were left rolling around the back lawn in stitches as they giggled their way through endless numbers of Knock, Knock's.
From the obligatory -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who? (Boo-hoo!)
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.
to
Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come
Hackneyed and stylised - it didn't matter - as the laughter and fun filled an otherwise mundane day at the palatial MNG residence.
So . . .
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Ken!
Ken Who?
Ken You Tell me a Good Knock Knock joke?
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Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange gonna open the door?
hahaha! love it! You do realise I`m going to have knock knock jokes running through my head all day. Thanks for that
Ash
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Pop Rock Factory
Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Only too pleased to be a nuisance today.
MNG
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
MNG you're a beast! Always getting things stuck in my head. The other day I just couldn't stop thinking in cliches. OK...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Michaelie
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Pop Rock Factory
A beast huh?
Apologies.
But Knock Knock.
Who's There
Vera!
Vera Who?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny.
Cheers
MNG
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Nice one! Lol,
Michaelie
Comment by pammy
i just can't remember any of the knock knocks i know
sorry i can't think of any
any who great post
pammy
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
knock knock
who's there?
Isobel?
Isobel who?
Isobel on a bike?
Yeah thanks MNG! It`s been a great day of knocking doors I tell ya!
Ash
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
***********
Knock knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Oh wow, didn't know you could yodel!
**********
Knock knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
Why so excited??
***********
....and I'm done.
Thankyervereemuch
(hip swivel, snarl)
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Pop Rock Factory
Knock Knock
Who's There
Elvis
Elvis Who?
Elvis-eeing you around soon
Cheers
MNG
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Pop Rock Factory
Come on -
I'll start you off
Knock Knock
Who's There . . . .
Cheers
MNG
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Pop Rock Factory
Keep knockin' - you're always welcome here.
MNG
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Who's there
Albie
Albie Who?
Albie Damn...that's a funny joke
Knock Knock
Who's there
Anna
Anna who?
Anna one know a better knock knock joke?
(Rim shot please)
HAHAHAHA
Great post
Mis
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Pop Rock Factory
Who's There?
Mis
Mis Who
Missed ya smilin face
Ta muchly for dropping by
Comment by Anonymous
Who's There?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup MOOOOOOO!
Comment by psafkow
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup MOOOOOOO!
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Pop Rock Factory
Great to have you on board.
Hope your Orble experience is a postive one.
Looking forward to your posts.
MNG
Comment by Anonymous
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al eat the whole town, because IM A MONSTER!!!
heh... heheh... he.
Comment by Anonymous
Who's there?
Rapist
...Rapist who?
I'm a convicted Rapist
:/
Comment by Anonymous
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive youuuuu.
Haha That is my all time favorite.
Its cheezy but so cute.
Comment by Anonymous
knok
hu der
dr
dr who?
thats right
Comment by Anonymous
knok
hu der
dr
dr who?
thats right