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Is Madonna past it?

October 23rd 2008 02:31
Madonna
Forget the political correctness, forget the media hype, forget that Madonna is 50 – oopps – sorry can’t forget that.

Sure there’s a plethora of aging stars doing the rock and pop circuit – from The Stones to America, Jackson Brown to Stevie Wonder – but is (being a so-called music legend) enough to get the Material Girl over the line with fans following husband Guy Ritchie’s comments that she “looked like a Granny on stage”.


Personally I find it hard to believe that Madonna (shrinking violet that she is) is reported to have been made feel ‘unattractive, worthless, unfeminine, insecure and isolated’ – but the fact is (and despite her super fit health and training regime) she does.

OK – so cite Tina Turner as another example of mutton dressed up as lamb or point to the incredibly haggard Ronnie Woods – and you’re right – they don’t look like 20 year olds either – but neither then does Madonna – despite her well heeled attempts to defy time with a little help from surgeons.

Perhaps Madonna is redefining middle age – but honestly – only those who have reached that most hallowed of turf start using terms such as ‘oh but 50 is the new 40’ and ‘you’re only as old as you feel’.

Complete with support bandages under her fishnet stockings, anti-aging body suit (which she allegedly wears to bed each night), $1200 face creams, suite of dermatologists, personal trainers, dieticians, and frequent flyer plastic surgery card – is Madonna as relevant today as she was 30 years ago?


There’s reinventing yourself and then there’s reinventing yourself – it doesn’t matter how much polish and body work you do to the car – it’s still a 50 year old car – not quite a classic – but not far from it – it’s whether the owners (or in Madonna’s case) her fans are willing to persevere with the foibles that this once shiny, sleek and edgy sportser afforded on stage and vocally or whether it’s time to grow older gracefully as Olivia Newton John.

Fame is a drug – and for a girl with a moderate amount of talent, mediocre good looks but a lot of bravado, excellent song writing and chorographers plus a PR machine which has worked overtime from day one – it’s a tough habit to break.



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Comment by Janet Collins

October 23rd 2008 13:10
Oh, you are so wicked MNG. That saucy pic at the beginning looks like one out of a men's magazine but the one at the end (shame on you) looks like one of the pics out of "New Weekly" promoting one of their bitchy articles like "Celebs caught without makeup"!

Age, like beauty, is all in the eye of the beholder. I saw an ad the other day for uni film students wanting both male and female middle age actors for their film. The criteria - from age 25-40!!!

Janet

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 23rd 2008 14:10
Madonna looks FANTASTIC in her "Four Minutes" video clip - the duet with Justin Timberlake - i realise she may have had a CGI team working into overdrive to touch her up but i was very envious of her appearance!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 23rd 2008 21:55
Janet

Middle age - 25?

Ouch!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 23rd 2008 21:56
Morgan

I take it you were lost for words in your first attempted reply . . . which given Modonna's exploits over the years is not unexpected.

Cheers to you - enjoy your weekend

Comment by Bryn

October 24th 2008 01:21
I'm surprised the Orble moral majority haven't got at you for that first pic ... especially since it's featuring in the hit parade! LOL

Comment by D. Armenta

October 24th 2008 02:24
25 is middle-aged if you don't expect to live past 50--so it's all relevant, isn't it?

The Buffalo Beast (my favorite newspaper) had a nasty/funny review on her last album cover (Hard Candy):

By thrusting her half-century old crotch at us while dressed as a horrifying amalgam of John Cena and the Fabulous Moolah, Madonna seems to be trying to attract a demographic previously untapped by the music industry: wrestling fans with Oedipal yearnings.

and

Does anyone think about Madonna in “that way” anymore?

I don’t mean like going online to look for the pictures from her early ‘90s nudist phase. I’m talking about looking at the 50-year-old sack of bones, sinew and gristle that is the Madonna of today and saying, “I’d hit it,” without a hint of irony.

(Eric Lingenfelter, Buffalo Beast)

Harsh--but funny as hell.

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 24th 2008 02:41
Bryn

Sometimes it's worth running the gauntlet.

Cheers

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 24th 2008 02:43
Hey D.

Yep - nice stuff - the truth hurts sometimes huh?

Enjoy your weekend

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 24th 2008 14:33

Comment by Lilla

October 29th 2008 08:58
Hmmm, you know to me Cher might have shocked us all, turning back time, and even been labelled slutty compared to Madonnas bouncy~trouncy~be~Bop brilliance(?), but Cher was not only a better singer and business woman, but also proved to be a classy dame too, who knew when to hang up her stockings, even though she still looks great.

Surrender the things of youth with grace i say.


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