Women Just Don't Understand The Air Guitar
September 27th 2011 06:19
Sure, we bleat about how girls insist on going to the bathroom in pairs, that 1000 shoes are never enough and that in spite of a wardrobe full of clothes there's nothing to wear that doesn't make their proverbial look way way too big!
But there's some things which women probably just don't get about us as well.
Air guitar for one.
The fact that some primevial urge lurks in all men to launch into a fret marauding, string demon on the dance floor as soon as any AC/DC or Status Quo ditty makes its way through the nearest amp is something only a man can relate to.
Then there's our consuming need to own the biggest and most expensive version of just about everything. Our compulsive desire to drive off-road vehicles in cities and use corkscrews that resemble off-shore drilling equipment is well-documented.
Or how about our need to purchase everything from angle grinders to glue - but only if the term "professional"or
"industrial strength" appears on the packaging.
And speaking of purchases - why we are so bad at shopping?
Send us out for a loaf of bread and don't be surprised if we come home with a toaster and toilet paper.
Remember too - that in our own minds we can repair virtually anything. In reality - we are very good at taking
And of course we do sometimes get ill.
When men get ill, women are generally united in their belief that we are
faking it. This is based on a tired old axiom stating that men will never
fully understand the agony of childbirth so deserve no sympathy regarding
matters of pain.
And don't say we're not funny!
Women are always saying they long for a man with a sense of humour. Well we reckon we're pretty damned humourous alright - it's just that slapstick and Looney Tunes doesn't translate to words - OK!
Yep - there's alot women don't understand about men - then again there's probably not to understand.
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