Funniest Movie Lines Ever
October 2nd 2010 23:02
Personally, I probably would concur with perhaps 2 or 3 of these, but let me know what you think and what in your opinion are some of the more humourous lines you've come across.
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Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Line #2 is from the movie Shark Attack 3. Mr M and I watched it one night and it is so so so so BAD!!!!! That line is kind of indicative of the whole movie. It looks like it was a movie made in the 80's with really bad production values but apparently it is less than 10 years old.
Mr M did some research and apparently the actor ad-libed that line but it gets such a strong reaction that they included it in the movie.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by JohnDoe
Film & TV on DVD
I agree that aside from Young Frankenstein and Airplane the rest are substandard choices. (Amazingly there are some funny lines in Napoleon Dynamite but the 2 featured here aren't highlights.)
Rather than sit here all day and compile a list I will just go with three that spring immediately to mind:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - Dr Strangelove
"I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!" - The Odd Couple
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." - The Big Lebowski
Comment by Sim1
Fish on Film
The Lives and Souls of Bella-Mae
My choices are:
1. Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!
(The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert)
2. I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.
Nick? What does that mean?
Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.
(Top Secret)
3. Anything to declare?
Yeah, don't go to England!
(Snatch)