The Orble Confessional: Yes - This Means You!
July 16th 2007 23:17
Perhaps you’ve always wanted to vent your remorse to someone or about something that happened back then – but never had the forum.
Well here’s your chance!
Orblers – get those sentiments out into the public arena now.
They may never reach their intended recipients – but then again they just might - and the benefits are, of course worth their weight in redemption.
Why not upload years of frustration and repentance - or articulate your profound regret at the torment and angst you’ve dealt someone else.
Everyone’s a winner. And what’s more – it's pretty well anonymous – lest that decision be on your head.
With apologies to clerics around the globe – what better medium to resolve guilt or correct the imbalance – with a diatribe or confession right here – with Orblers as your witness.
No religious grief and certainly no disrespect intended – but get on board – ride our collective wave of emancipation.
Don't regret missing the opportunity to have your voice heard - clear your conscience and get it all off your chest.
And remember - Orbler's don't judge - for fear of being judged - let ye cast the first stone!
Stand tall and be proud - say your piece or be forever silent. Let's get a groundswell of support happening in the name of what's right!
And don't be shy – because regardless of what you may read – the meek don’t always inherit the earth - they usually only get given more grief.
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Comment by David
You come up with some really interesting posts. I see a few people have visited your confesional without confessing.
Firstly, I'd like to apologise for being bored shitless at school and inventing ways to amuse myself.
I'm' sure my Biology teacher would like an apology for the time I spent the entire lesson sitting on the chair which I had placed on top of the desk, while pretending that was normal behaviour, and pretending I was interested in learning about Charles Darwin.
But perhaps the one thing I should apologise for is trashing three primary school teachers rooms. But it was post-school days, and female primary-school teachers in country towns are crazy little things.
Three female teachers came around to our house (bachelor pad) while we were out on the weekend and trashed the house. They short-sheeted the beds, mixed salt in with the sugar, plastered the black toilet seat with vegemite, etc.
So I thought it was only fair that I broke into our local school and trashed their classrooms. (Mainly with rolls and rolls and rolls of toilet paper - I used the toilet paper from the school dunnies), and a few drawings and messages on their blackboards.
I then started a rumour in town about how I knew who it was who did it. It was a bit of a local scandal for a while, but the funniest thing was, the headmaster found out about how the teachers had trashed our house and told them off.
You really are the memory lane expert.
David ...
Comment by Anonymous
I'm sorry I OD'd on pills in front of you over the course of 4 hours. I should have told someone, but it was definitely not your guys' fault. You had no way of knowing what I was doing.
Chris especially, I'll forever be grateful for the ride home that day. I know you just thought I was sick, and you were really upset when you found out what was really wrong. I'm so sorry.
Always,
Me
Dear Jake,
I'm sorry I couldn't confide in you, and that I didn't trust that you'd try your best to understand. I'm also sorry that I didn't forgive what you did, in time to save what we had. I'm also sorry I ended up dating your friends, because they were real jerks to me.
Always,
Me
(Keep in mind this was all about 10ish years ago)
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot . . . Exodus 21:24
Sounds like your Biology class was a hoot. Damn, why couldn't I think of that kind of 'normal behaviour'.
Cheers
MNG
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
. . .Then she said to him, "How can you say, 'I love you,' when you won't confide in me? This is the third time you have made a fool of me and haven't told me the secret of your great strength." Judges 16:15
Take heart - I'm sure you've been absolved.
MNG
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Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Welcome to the confessional - yet I fear that your sorrow is tinged with another form of regret - one which I'm reasonably certain didn't have too much to do with the coffee on offer at the time.
Thanks for calling in
MNG
Comment by missnomer
I am a lapsed anglican...but I have watched a lot of movies..so here goes...
Forgive me father for I have sinned...
I have had unpure thoughts....
I really would like to spank Norm because he is a very naughty boy..and Mal could do with a pants down bottom bracing smack as well...
Hail Mary????
Miss Nomer x
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
. . . for the LORD searches every heart and understands every motive behind the thoughts . . . 1 Chronicles 28:9
I have my suspicions Miss N!
You have had unpure thoughts haven't you?