My Dog Needs Plastic Surgery!
September 2nd 2009 02:11
And given that 'Samson' the wonder dog has now appeared in his first TV commercial - I feel we should discuss a few cosmetic surgery options for him.
"Take, for example, this long haired Persian cat.
Hair that long has been out for years among the trendy set. So why should the pets be burdened with such unfashionable locks?"
After just three treatments, look how cutting edge this kitty is.
Apparently other approaches were tried but the feline never quite got used to those waxings.
Even though these unique canines are known for their wrinkles, this little nip and tuck job helped turned a sad and saggy 'Bronson' into a perky looking stud - don't you think?
Even Durante here has also gone under the knife.
Sure, he was getting a lot of voice-over work, but did they ever put his schnoz before the camera?
No!
But since his beak job, he's already getting guest roles on Survivor - Tropical Escape.
So what should we do first - perhaps a snout job or a paw reduction - hmmmm
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Comment by Jason King
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I would suggest an eye nip/tuck so we can see them when he smiles with that amazing collagen lip job
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Had thought about getting the veneers done as well - but perhaps that can wait til the swelling subsides.
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Comment by Natalina
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My cat has to adjust to his prozac before we can start seriously considering plastic surgery.
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Cujo isn't nearly as tough as he looks in real life . . .
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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I'll put it to him . . . being a sensative new age dog he may be open to it