Read + Write + Report
Home | Start a blog | About Orble | FAQ | Blogs | Writers | Paid | My Orble | Login

Politically Incorrect Songs

October 6th 2007 21:48
It was by no means co-incidence that somebody - plied with copius amounts of courage - decided to ask the DJ to play - Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman by Joe Tex - at a function I was dragged along to recently.

Poor taste - given the circumstances I thought to myself - and one which the DJ could've (had he an ounce of grey matter) 'let go straight through to the keeper'.


Having now spied a crack in the dam wall - the flood gates opened - with a rash of requests - which quite frankly went from bad to worse.

Not wanting to be the one to pick up the pieces (or be involved in a physical or emotional fracas) - it was time to thank the hosts and make a measured - yet polite exit.

The evening (for all its foibles) did however get me thinking about politically incorrect songs in general.

. . . and aren't there some!

Feel free to add to this little compilation

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
Kissin' Cousins - Elvis Presley
Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones
Are You Old Enough - Dragon
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Big Balls - AC/DC
Let's Go Get Stoned - Ray Charles
Short People - Randy Newman
Skinny Girls - Racey
Like a Virgin - Madonna




80
Vote


   
subscribe to this blog 


   

   


Comments
15 Comments. [ Add A Comment ]

Comment by Mrs M

October 7th 2007 14:35
Can't remember who it is by or what it's called but the lyrics go something like this...

"I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny..."

and that's all I can remember

And another 90's abomination "Freak Me" by Silk.
Honestly, if some guy came up to me and said "let me lick you up and down, till you say stop" I'd tie a knot in his tongue.

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 7th 2007 20:29
Yeah - I remember that one vaguely as well. Like you can't recall who did it. Sounds like something Enimen would do.

Thanks for stopping by.

MNG

Comment by DuskDevi

October 8th 2007 02:23
'Don't stand so close to me' - Police.

...just...kind of...eerie...considering Gordon Sumner was a teacher...

'Stroke It' - Clarence Carter(?)...fun song but...

'Milkshake' - Kellis

'London Bridge' - Fergie...I had to be told what this song was about. By my teenagers.

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 8th 2007 04:23
Hmmm

Perhaps I should ask mine . . . .

MNG

Comment by Mrs M

October 8th 2007 06:24
Well if we're on the subject of Fergie and Black Eye Peas what about that whole "My lady lumps" song.

C'mon.

I should ask Mr M. I'm sure he'll come up with a dozen dodgy songs from the 90's.

Good call on Stroke It, Dusk.

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 8th 2007 07:23
Mrs M

I suspect Mr M would have a great collection of song titles from the 90's.

Just don't let him use the Bellamy Bros: "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, would You Hold It Against Me" as a catalyst for anything.

MNG

Comment by JohnDoe

October 9th 2007 06:06
A few that quickly leap to mind:

"I'm turning Japanese"

"Sympathy for the Devil" - The Rolling Stones

"Lola" - The Kinks

"F... the Police" by NWA

Anything by 2 Live Crew (eg: "Head down, ass up thats the way we like to f...")


Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 9th 2007 06:53
Turning Japanese - how could I forget the Vapours - got it on the jukebox at home along with Lola by the Kinks.

Apparently (legend has it) that Lola was written backstage one night when the group was looking for something to quickly add to their live set.

Cheers buddy

MNG

Comment by Anonymous

October 10th 2007 03:07
The 'I like big butts' song mentioned above is by Sir Mix a Lot, called, unsurprisingly, 'I Like Big Butts'.

Here's some more.

Genuwine - Pony
Afroman - Because I Got High
Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U
Kanye West - Gold Digger
Dire Straits - Money For Nothing

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 10th 2007 04:16
Anon

Nice compilation.

Great that you should take the time to drop on by.

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 11th 2007 01:39
How about Pour sugar on Me by ef Lepperd played at weddings? Nugget by Cake? (I guess if you don't know how it's politically incorrect... you are all right) How about NWA songs?
Mis

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 11th 2007 13:33
Mis

You always manage to pull one or two from left field.

You're worth your weight in peso's

MNG

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 12th 2007 02:23
MNG
Thanks so much!
Mis

Comment by psafkow

October 18th 2007 11:16
Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
by Cracker


Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 20th 2007 21:47
psafkow

Thank goodness for YouTube - the backbeat has a remarkable similarity to some of Credence Clearwater's stuff.

Thanks for stopping by.

MNG


Add A Comment

To create a fully formatted comment please click here.


CLICK HERE TO LOGIN | CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

Name or Orble Tag
Home Page (optional)
Comments
Bold Italic Underline Strikethrough Separator Left Center Right Separator Quote Insert Link Insert Email
Notify me of replies
Notify extra people about this comment
Is this a private comment?
List the Email Addresses or Orble Tags of the people you would like to be notified about this comment


One per line max of 30

List the Email Addresses or Orble Tags of the people you would like to be notified about this private comment thread. Only the people in this list will be able to see or reply to your comment.


One per line max of 30

Your Name
(for the email going out to the above list, it can be different to your Orble Tag)
Your Email Address
(optional)
(required for reply notification)
Submit
More Posts
13 Posts
12 Posts
29 Posts
565 Posts dating from June 2007
Email Subscription
Receive e-mail notifications of new posts on this blog:
0

Mr Nice Guy's Blogs

5527 Vote(s)
163 Comment(s)
63 Post(s)
Moderated by Mr Nice Guy
Copyright © 2006 2007 2008 On Topic Media PTY LTD. All Rights Reserved. Design by Vimu.com.
On Topic Media ZPages: Sydney |  Melbourne |  Brisbane |  London |  Birmingham |  Leeds     [ Advertise ] [ Contact Us ] [ Privacy Policy ]