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What's Your Porn Star Name?

September 25th 2007 20:11
Had a bit of fun last night with a few friends who all took up the challenge of deciphering what their name would be if they were a porn star!

Rule of thumb apparently is that you take your first pet's name and use it as your first name, and then the first street you lived on as your last name.


For the record - Mr Nice Guy's screen name came up trumps - Candy Bullet.

Any takers?

MNG
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Comment by David

September 25th 2007 22:06
Somehow, I don't think I'm going to get a gig in porn with a name like Tiny Warrow.

Comment by JoH

September 25th 2007 22:51
Ooooh!
I am loving my name: Twinkles Hindon.......maybe I will change my Orble personna!

What a laugh, thanks Mr Nice Guy!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 25th 2007 23:00
David

Generally speaking - anyone going by the moniker 'Tiny" has a lot to offer the world.

Always a pleasure to have you drop by.

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 25th 2007 23:01
JoH

What an absolute cracker! Twinkles Hindon - perhaps you should change your Orble persona.

Cheers

MNG

Comment by ms lulu

September 26th 2007 00:17
Wow.. we were doing this the other night... I think 'Starlight Cambridge' has a nice ring to it, don't you?

Comment by Nina

September 26th 2007 00:28
I believe mine would be Pipi Holmead... (Pipi is pronounced pippy, like the shellfish... it was a pet bird, so go figure)

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 00:54
Ms lulu

"Starlight Cambridge" does have a nice ring to it. I think a career beckons!

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 00:56
Hey Nina

Pipi Holmead huh! Candy Bullet is starting to look a little ordinary all of a sudden.

Look forward to your first You-Tube screening.

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Cibbuano

September 26th 2007 03:21
Hmmm, I should have been a girl: Genie St. Urbain!


Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 03:32
Cibby

We have the technology my friend.

My guess though is that Genie St. Urbain and Candy Bullet won't be doing any celluloid in the near future.

MNG

Comment by Bryn

September 26th 2007 04:46
I've played this one before ...
Not the most interesting ...
Sunny Bidwill .... ho hum.

Comment by KylieW

September 26th 2007 04:46
Puss Puss Raymond. Kinda weird sounding. The 2nd street I remember living in has a nicer ring.

Puss Puss La Rue

Now that's a porn name!!!

Our family had a cat called Puss Puss, our family dog is called Puppy. We had 3 guinea pigs named Mother, Baby and Sister (because that actually was their family relationship). Could we be less imaginative about naming our animals???

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 05:05
Bryn

Sunny Bidwell stars in his newest release 'Sunnyside Up" - I can see it now!

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 05:07
KylieW

Puss Puss

Don't even want to go there . . . .

MNG

Comment by Raoul Duke

September 26th 2007 05:27
Fang Glorious.
I like.

Comment by Mrs M

September 26th 2007 05:28
Tiger Punchbowl.....hmmmm not sure about this MNG.

Kylie's is much better.

Love & stuff
Mrs M


Kylie,


Could we be less imaginative about naming our animals???

I had a friend who called his bird 'dog' and his dog 'bird'.

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 05:41
Mrs M

Tiger Punchbowl - hmmm - not too many places to go with this moniker huh!

Perhaps you and Kylie could look at doing the whole Tigeress and Puss Puss thang!

Perrrrrfect


MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 05:44
Raoul

Fang Glorious - sounds like and damned piece of Horror Slock . . .

Thanks for stopping by.

MNG

Comment by Lilla

September 26th 2007 07:20
MNG,

*chuckle* This looks like fun, but I'm not sure about Ginger Coventry? Coventry isn't the first street I ever lived in, but the township. All those memories are long gone ... along with that of both parents ... so I guess I'll never really know?

((thinking hard - waiting for more flashbacks - will modify as they happen ...))

Thanks for sharing.

Lilla ...

Comment by DuskDevi

September 26th 2007 07:44
This is wrong. Totally wrong.

Sher Shaftsbury.

Yep.

Sher means lion in Hindi.
Had to ask my mum re the street name. twas in ol' Blighty....when she told me, I spluttered. True story. Wasn't going to share (ha!) it but then I thought...what the hey?

Comment by Anonymous

September 26th 2007 10:49
Flopsy Sylvan
...Or Flopsy Sylvan Grove haha.

Niiiice.... >.<

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 11:43
Lilla

Ginger Coventry is a great name. Ranks right up there with Ginger Rogers, Ginger Meggs and Ginger Grant from Gilligan's Island.

And Ginger is one spicy item . . .

Happy Birthday.

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 11:49
Dusk

Ha ha ha.

Sher Shaftsbury - that's outrageous!

You crack me up . . .

MNG




Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 11:52
Anon

Flopsy?

Hmmmm . . . .

If only Mopsy and Cottontail could see you now.

Thanks for dropping in.

MNG

Comment by jenna

September 26th 2007 16:11
how do i get the porn names???

Comment by jenna

September 26th 2007 16:11
how do i get the porn names???

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 26th 2007 23:49
Jenna

The easy to follow instructions are at the top of the post.

Cheers and thanks

MNG

Comment by Damo

September 27th 2007 07:31
Tiger Devereaux



Comment by Michaelie

September 27th 2007 09:00
I love this game... except that my porn name is Stooge Glenview. Not cool. Invokes Curly, Larry and Mo.

Great post,

Michaelie

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 27th 2007 14:01
Damo

Wonder if that's how Pussy Galore got her start?

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 27th 2007 14:03
Michaelie

You crack me up.

Wise Guy - nuk nuk nuk

MNG

Comment by Andrea

September 27th 2007 14:18
This is good!

Although I'm not sure how far I'd get in the industry called Tosha Park.

My husband had a giggle with his, though. He would grace our screens with Pepper Blue Gum. Very sexy!!

A.

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 27th 2007 22:56
Andrea

Hmmmm - Tosha Park - purrrrr.

Pepper Blue Gum - well - at least he could trade as being spicy and hot.



Thanks for dropping

MNG

Comment by postmoderncritic

September 28th 2007 09:15
Mine is Sally Knox - not very exciting!

What if you didn't have a pet?

My actual name sounds more pornstarrish - Epiphanie Bloom.

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 28th 2007 10:12
Dear Postmoderncritic

That's an outstanding moniker you've got there!

Though don't knock the Knox - as the Postmoderncritic always knox twice - hmmmmm.

Great having you drop in.

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Miswanderlust

September 30th 2007 03:45
MNG
Fine! Mine is

Smokey Indian Hills


Comment by Mr Nice Guy

September 30th 2007 05:43
Smokey Indian Hills . . . lol

Only you would be so unique to have something like that.

You never fail to amuse and entertain.

MNG

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 1st 2007 01:37
MNG
I have told everyone at work to call me that!..... HAHAHA
Mis unique

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