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Pop Culturist - January 2008

What Am I? Male or Female?

January 15th 2008 21:54

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons

TYRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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Comment by katyzzz

January 15th 2008 21:58

Photography Tips
Health Focus
Poetry Lighthouse
MS Paint Art

You mean you don't KNOW?

Comment by tlcorbin

January 15th 2008 22:09

Coffee Quip
A Global Citizen
Paranormal Paranormal
Is Why
Alaska Chronicle

Great stuff MNG, but that last one really smarts. Raven

Comment by AmyHuang

January 15th 2008 22:34

Sydney Table
Project Job Search
Travel Debate
Travel String
Love Adventures

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

...excellent.....

Comment by Tracy

January 15th 2008 22:49

Movies and Life

Cheeky, MNG!!

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

He he..

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 15th 2008 22:58

Pop Culturist

Katyzzz

Always doubles your chances on a Saturday night huh

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 15th 2008 22:59

Pop Culturist

Raven

You're tellin' me. The truth hurts brother . . .

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 15th 2008 23:00

Pop Culturist

Amy

Has there ever been a truer word spoken?

:0)

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 15th 2008 23:01

Pop Culturist

Tracy

Just don't tell Mrs Nice Guy - ouch!

MNG

Comment by Tracy

January 15th 2008 23:05

Movies and Life

Hmm... I hope I can keep my mouth shut

Comment by Cibbuano

January 16th 2008 01:39

20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
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Fat Cult
Techbreak

In some languages, like French and Spanish, EVERY item is masculin or feminine...

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 16th 2008 02:10

Pop Culturist

Cibby

Could never get my head around that at High School with all the la's and le's - thankfully Mrs Nice Guy is fluent in French - so there's a load off my mind . . .

Cheers champ.

MNG

Comment by Miswanderlust

January 16th 2008 02:30

Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy

MNG
Old cars are like women.... must rev 'em up to get them going! Oh snap!
Mis

Comment by Louie

January 16th 2008 03:20

Climate Forum
Climate Red
randomthoughts
Phil's Wellness Tips

v. good.

cheers

Louie

Comment by Journeywoman

January 16th 2008 03:36

Great Hair Style Tips
I Dream of Hollywood
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Fashion Peach

Haha I like it. Very fresh

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 16th 2008 04:11

Pop Culturist

Thanks Mis

And I suspect - some of the more expensive models need a little less/more revving up than others. Depends on what fuel they ingest I guess.

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 16th 2008 04:13

Pop Culturist

Hey Louie

Thanks for dropping by . . . nice to be able to put a smile on someone's face.

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 16th 2008 04:14

Pop Culturist

Hey Journeywoman

Glad you liked it - unfortunately it's all too close to being true ain't it just?

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Kleonaptra

January 16th 2008 07:25

Kalikapsychosis

Good Stuff, giggled all the way through....
My laptops always been female.
And I always knew remotes were female! You can never find them when you need them and they tend to argue with you. Particularly if theyre not warmed up.

Comment by Rose

January 16th 2008 09:04

Very very funny! Not sure about the egg timer though!!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 16th 2008 09:49

Pop Culturist

Kleonaptra

Laughter really is what it's all about huh!

Cheers and thanks for stopping by.

MNG

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 16th 2008 09:50

Pop Culturist

Rose

Only difference is - that with men the sand tends to get congested in the middle somewhere. Am I right or what!

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Eva W.

January 17th 2008 06:34

Life in Germany

And toilets are like young men -- they are either engaged, or full of shit.

I learnt this one in 7th grade!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

January 17th 2008 07:25

Pop Culturist

Eva

You're pulling my chain aren't you?

Surely these boys are simply a little flushed with anticipation and ego.

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Lidia

January 25th 2008 04:35

Simple Looks
Real Tales

Love the analogies...

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