Stupid is as Stupid Does. A quick test.
September 9th 2007 00:09
Be honest about your results. Answers are at the bottom.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
3. If a red house if made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
4. Twenty years ago a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine and plane crashed smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? In East Germany or in 'no man's land'?
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hand move in one hour?
6. Without using a calculator. You are driving a bus from Melbourne to Sydney. In Albury, 17 people get on the bus. In Kiama, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Canberra, two people get off and four get on. In Wollongong, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Mittagong, three people get off and five people get on. You then arrive in Sydney.
What was the name of the bus driver?
1) Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now
2) Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously stressed
3) If you said "glass," congratulations
4) Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.
5) Answer: One degree!
6) Answer: Oh, for crying out loud? Don't you remember? It was you!
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
The kids put me up to this little post. You can probably tell.
Thanks
MNG
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
I didn't like this quiz...it's too late in the evening (or too early in the morning) to be doing this.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
Pop Culturist
Me either - think it was too windy or rainy or a day of the week which ended in y.
Blame the kids - its my only defence
MNG